Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5262	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Animals Bred:	44
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	477	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3164
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!