Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	337	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	1849

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Creative Temper

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

McWarDeTeam

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mexican Craft

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	588
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

Join now and visit our website http://www.minecussis.com/index.html Ip: minecussis.dmch.nl & 178.20.170.89:25680 (same server)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	957	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkilledCraftSurvival

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KingdomCraft Factions

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dark Vector

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ethicraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8318	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.