Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Towns Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Novylen

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

CursedMC is a unique Factions & PvP network offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction networks, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers such as:

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Toro League

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AmishSMP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BioBroodGaming

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6448	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Aethier

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Buxville

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PrisonRC

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BmailPvP

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Neuland Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.