Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8377	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Independent Gaming Group

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

New Vanilla Minecraft server up! Hey, we have a new Vanilla Minecraft server up. If you enjoy Minecraft – survivel, creative ore even pvp. Then this is perfect for you.

The server features, survival, creative and a Mining world. We have made separate permissions for the different worlds, which mean you have different commands in different worlds, as well as separate inventories. We also have protection plugins for chest doors and so on, for you to keep your stuff safe. In addition we have concluded to construct a mining world, were our plugin “Mcmmo” gives you a chance to getting double drops in woodcutting, herbalism and ore-mining, also applies for nether (level progression in the adjacent skill is required to get a higher percentage of double drop). Regeneration of the end happens every 12 hours, so people have a chance to kill and/or collect dragon eggs.

Minecraft Server Ip: eu.igghq.com

Currently working on: – Skyblock: For those of you who don’t know what Skyblock is. – Skyblock is a world where you only get limited amount of items, on a flouting island. You’re purpose is to expand it, as well as expanding you’re resources. Skyblock is a cool feature which is really fun to play with friends, and try and progress/survive with the limited amount of resources you have. You can also compete with other players in Skyblock, threw its ranking system. Skyblock in current on the to do list so we will try and get it up as fast as we can.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dantorian Space Race

PvP, Raiding

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: 23.95.30.228:25565

Welcome to the SPACE RACE! We are running Micdoodle8s Galacticraft 3 on Minecraft 1.7.2! We offer a PVP/Grief/Raid experience, while you build up to go to the MOON, MARS, and the -=NEW=- ASTEROID Dimensions! We have a shop system that operates off of EXP Levels! Come join and HAVE FUN! =============================================================== GC3 Download : http://micdoodle8.com/mods/galacticraft/downloads (Download the 3 RED mods)

FML Download: http://adf.ly/673885/http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.7.2-10.12.2.1147/forge-1.7.2-10.12.2.1147-installer.jar =============================================================== You MUST be running Forge Version 10.12.2.1147 for the mod to work properly

Alternative: download the modpack with everything on it here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/details/dantorian-server-modpack.440024

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2551	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

A server Powered By Awesome.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4322
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2542
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.