Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rehab

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	149

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.