Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealTekkit Official

Factions, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

RealTekkit Official Server ! The server is 24/7. We have nice staff in amount of 4. The staff itself tries to survive legit, but we take actions when someone else needs help. We hope u can join us and have fun with us!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

thomi100.net

Economy, Parkour, PvP

Hello! Nice to see you here. I live in Switzerland, which you can obviously tell from my voice, but most of the players on our server come from Germany. I’ve also been programming my own plugins for a few days now, which will probably improve a lot on the server in the next few months! The server is very small, which of course doesn’t mean it’s not good! A very nice community plays on the server, if you don’t always want full rounds the server is perfect for you. But what most players like the most is our Life 2 project. Maybe you know the project back then when you didn’t play it – a project in which you can build freely. Same with us! You can just come to the server and get started straight away. We offer active variety with our game modes, optimized for the size of our server. …and of course, as already introduced, Life 2, Survival Games and Jump and Run’s! Four more separate game modes are being planned. Thomi100.net has a simple structure and was also created for beginners in Minecraft. We value a decent, nice community. We are also working on developing good, custom plugins for the server in order to provide the most performance for the entire server, which of course always reduces lags, the server practically never “lags”.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nexus Island

Factions, PvP, Raiding

this is a new Faction/PVP server. we are a small comunity.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineLevel

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server Version 1.8 to 1.12 Ip: play.minelevel.com Modalities: SurvivalFactions, SkyWars, Rex, and many new things coming soon.

Site: http://www.minelevel.com Store: http://www.minelevel.com/tienda Suitable for all types of players.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zaoby Luna Network

Towny

Community server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Path-A-Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: pathacraft.mcserver.ws PATH-A-CRAFT Things we have: Towny McMMO Voting Rewards Survival Creative Endless End Admin Shop

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CrispyCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival

A minecraft Factions server, with survival and PVP, 24/7.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	2848

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DigCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Digcraft is a semi-vanilla survival minecraft server. We PVP for loots, you earn money from mobs for shops and towns. You can smelt your salvaged tools/armour. You can bottle your xp before jumping into battle. All things vanilla are enabled.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CosmicPrison

Prison

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Hello, my name is Sebastian but you can call me Seb. I am the server owner of CosmicPrison we are an OP Prison Server that love to play with out delightful players. We aren’t a big community but we are only here here to make you happy and enjoy this awesome Game Called Minecraft. We of course have a list of rules and some Very useful and itself Funny Plugins. Hope you enjoy. Your Friend -SEB

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Khaos Craft

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Khaos Craft. A new and expanding community. Come check us out today, and find a home for a lifetime!

Our server is freshly started, and rapidly growing. Based on community opinion, we are constantly adding/changing the server. Join today and help build the foundation of what we at Khaos Craft hope will be one of the BEST servers available!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

Creative – 48×48 AND 128×128 plots. WorldEdit & VoxelSniper available! “Modded” Survival – SlimeFun, Voter Crates, and Custom Enchantments. Mostly-Vanilla Epic Survival New Skyblock with Nether Islands Prison with Custom Enchantments, OP Picks, and Voter Crates.

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Animals Bred:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CCEU.EU

PvP

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.