ConstitutionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Zombie Dances:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Enchantments Applied:	144	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Racers: Guessing Games Edition

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by the police, unarmed or not! Our server is a safe haven where everyone is treated equally, no matter their race or background. Plus, our police force consists of friendly villagers who wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless it’s a creeper, of course). So come join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	556
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UnfinishedCraft: Where even the Wellington Monument in Dublin is a work in progress!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have giant Pepe graffiti all over the place because why not? It adds that special touch that only a rare Pepe can bring. Join us and be a part of the meme-tastic fun! Plus, our community of anons will make sure you feel right at home, with love and chaos in equal measure. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4041	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ConanCraft: Where Conan O’Brien builds epic worlds and dodges creepers with a sidekick assistant!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.

Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	9064	Rainbows Spotted:	5