Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

Communication, console, console repair, console warranty, consoles, contact information, customer service, device protection, electronics, extended warranty, follow-up, Gaming, Minecraft, Outreach, reach out, repair services, smp, technical support, video games, warranty coverage, warranty expiration, warranty renewal, warranty services

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Alathra: New Frontiers

Adventure, Alathra, Classes, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, FRONTIERS, Lore, Magic, Medieval, PvP, Quests, Races, RPG, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Trade

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/ektcZnRb
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a town in Alathra?	To join a town, you can reach out to existing town members or create your own town using the Towny feature.
Can I create my own custom recipes in Alathra?	Yes, players can discover hundreds of custom food recipes and experiment with unique ingredient combinations to create their own dishes.
What special features does Movecraft offer?	Movecraft allows players to craft ships of all sizes, fill them with chests or cannons, and engage in custom naval warfare.
Are there unique fishing experiences in Alathra?	Yes, the server offers custom fishing mini-games, new baits, and a variety of fish species to catch.
What can I expect from the custom mobs and animals in Alathra?	Players will encounter a rich ecosystem of both passive and aggressive custom mobs, adding depth and challenge to the world.
What awaits players in the custom Nether biomes and mobs?	The Nether features custom biomes and mobs like Gargoyles, Nether Leeches, Hell Hounds, and Imps for players to explore and face.

Eternal Void Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Companionship, Connection, DATING, Despair, dreams shattered, ETERNAL, family, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Marriage, missed opportunities, parenthood, Realms, relationships, romantic gestures, Sadness, unfulfilled dreams, unrequited love, Void, yearning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	4674	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Bro, stop being a sad sack and join our Minecraft server! We may not be able to give you a girlfriend, but we can offer you a virtual world where you can experience all the things you listed and more!

Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.

Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!

CommuteCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Commute, CommuteCraft, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, family, flexibility, long-term planning, Marriage, Minecraft, Moving, Partnership, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ores Mined:	1758
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you love a good argument about where to build your virtual house, just like this couple arguing about where to live in real life.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging virtual punches just like this couple dodging relationship issues. Will you choose to live closer to your in-laws or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

And don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always escape to the virtual casino to play some poker just like this husband escaping his marriage problems. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and distractions?

So come join us, where the only thing more volatile than the lava pits are the relationships between players. Because in the end, isn’t a Minecraft server worth more than a commute? Or maybe not, we’ll let you decide!

PorcelainDollDrama

childhood memories, doll preservation, emotional attachment, family heirloom, family inheritance, family legacy, family tradition, generational gift, Granddaughter, grandmother’s doll collection, hurricane Laura, Irreplaceable, Louisiana, mother’s wishes, Niece, porcelain doll, PorcelainDollDrama, sentimental value, sibling conflict, twin sister

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Potions Brewed:	69
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: a niece, a mother, a grandmother’s porcelain doll collection, and a hurricane named Laura. What could possibly go wrong? Will the dolls survive the storm, or will they meet a watery grave? And who will end up with the prized doll in the end? It’s a tale of betrayal, love, and porcelain dolls that will leave you on the edge of your block.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness the epic showdown between a twin sister and her sister over who deserves the doll more. It’s a battle for the ages, filled with twists and turns that even a redstone engineer couldn’t predict.

So why wait? Join our server today for a rollercoaster of emotions, family feuds, and porcelain doll drama that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not butter… I mean Minecraft!”

Warning: May randomly break into song and dance! – Minecraft SMP

approach with care, BEWARE, beware of depth, beware of emotions, Break, Caution, complex, COMPLICATED, Dance, Enigmatic, Fascinating, handle with care, handle with caution, Intriguing, Label, Minecraft, multifaceted, Mysterious, Personality, quirky, randomly, smp, song, Unique, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, if you had a warning label attached to you, it would totally say “Caution: may explode from too much fun on this server” LOL.

We have like, the wildest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato out of diamonds.

But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just have a blast with a bunch of other crazy Minecrafters, then this is the place for you. So come join us and see what kind of madness we can get up to together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love of chaos, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! LOL.

Elon’s DOGE Department: Senate Schmenate

administration, Approval, billionaire, controversy, Decision making, Department, Doge, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, executive, federal department, Government, innovation, leadership, oversight, regulations, Schmenate, Senate, spacex, Technology, tesla, unconventional leadership

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1949	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, the man who sent a car into space is now leading a federal department called DOGE (Department of Gaming Excellence) in Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Elon Musk building rocket ships out of diamond blocks and launching them into the Minecraft sky. Rumor has it he’s even working on a secret project to colonize Mars using only Redstone contraptions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter alien mobs that drop rare loot, like space helmets and laser guns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden underground base where Elon Musk is secretly developing a real-life Iron Man suit.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftySiegel’s Minecraft Server

American-Israeli, Conflict, CraftySiegels, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Hamas militants, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, Keith Siegel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headlines, palestine, peace talks, political negotiations, prisoner swap, prisoners exchange, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s so lit dat even Hamas be makin deals on it! Like, dey freed dis dude Keith Siegel and 2 other peeps in exchange for like 187 prisoners! Can u imagine da drama and excitement dat goes down on dis server? Join now and u might even witness some international negotiations while building ur epic block castle! It’s da place to be for all da wild and unpredictable shenanigans, so come on and join da fun!

GazaCraft – No Trumps Allowed

Allowed, Arab nations, Conflict, Diplomacy, displacement, egypt, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, negotiations, News, palestinians, peace process, Politics, Refugee Crisis, trump, Trumps, united nations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and became the king of the server. he ruled with an iron fist, but also with a lot of explosions.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, because you’ll have a pet dragon to protect you.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away? it’s lit, trust me.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Decadeless Craft World

70s, 80s, 90s, collective memory, continuity, Craft, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, Decadeless, Decades, defining eras, Events, fashion, generational differences, historical perspective, Music, Nostalgia, perception of time, pre-2000, societal change, Time, time periods, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like time travel but without the weird machines and stuff. We don’t do decades like the old days, nah, we mix it all up like a smoothie of fashions, music, and events.

One minute you could be rockin’ some bell bottoms and disco tunes from the 70s, then BAM, you’re in the neon-colored world of the 80s with some rad synth-pop blarin’. And don’t even get me started on the 90s, we got grunge, boy bands, and Tamagotchis for days.

Join us on dis wild ride through time and see if you can handle the non-stop party that is our Minecraft server. It’s like a never-ending blast from the past, and you won’t wanna miss out, trust me. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to groove through the ages with us. Let’s do this!

Starshot Speedsters: Warp to Alpha Centauri

advanced propulsion, Alpha, alpha centauri, astronomical discovery, Breakthrough Starshot Initiative, Centauri, Cosmic exploration, Futuristic technology, innovative propulsion systems, interstellar travel, Lightsail propulsion, scientific breakthrough, scientist, space exploration, space mission, Space Travel, spacecraft, speed of light, Speedsters, Starshot, stephen hawking, theoretical physicist, theoretical physics, Warp, Yuri Milner

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Potions Brewed:	147
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where u can travel to Alpha Centauri at SPEEDS U NEVER IMAGINED?!?!?!? like, Stephen Hawking and Yuri Milner are all about it, sending mini spacecraft and stuff. join now for interstellar LOLs and build ur own spaceship to explore the galaxy!!! #minecraftgoals #alphacentauri #interstellartravel

Parallel

Characters, Community, Custom Items, custom structures, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, java, Lag, Lore, Lore Participation, Multiworld, open world, Parallel, Player Shops, quality of life, rules, shopping district, smp, Trials, Website

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Parallel Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Click here for images

Server Features

Tricky Trials Update: Explore trial chambers, craft powerful items, and collect unique loot.
Custom Features: Explore rifts, fight through dungeons, and interact with characters.
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s ongoing story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods available for trade.
Quality of Life Improvements: Better trading system, player drops, and more.
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lag-free gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking (anti-cheat system in place)
Respect other players in chat and gameplay
Full list of rules on website

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

Alya’s Dream Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, alya, Alyas, amazing, Beautiful, charming, dream, excepțional, eXtraordinary, fantastic, FLAWLESS, GIFTED, ideal, Lovely, Outstanding, perfect, Perfection, Qualities, Realm, remarkable, Special, TALENTED, Unique, Wonderful

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Dude, let me tell you, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the pure ecstasy of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a ninja on steroids.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ones that let you ride dragons and shoot lasers out of your eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the community – it’s like a family of deranged squirrels on a sugar high, but in a good way.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

ScreenPoke Minecraft Server

Confrontation, distractions, Minecraft, movie distractions, movie etiquette, movie interruptions, movie manners, movie theater, phone manners, phone usage, phone use, poking at screen, public behavior, screen poking, ScreenPoke, Server, Texting, theater behavior, theater etiquette

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Animals Bred:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!

Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!

But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

aunt, awkward, baby shower, Birthday, Cake, celebration, concern, decision, different day, Dinner, Event, family, first child, forced, MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower, Mother, One and Only, selfish, singing, strangers, tradition

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	4865	Ores Mined:	7174

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

adult life, AloneButMarried, Decision making, emotional development, INDEPENDENCE, life experiences, life milestones, Life skills, living alone, Marriage, Maturity, milestone, Minecraft, personal growth, personal responsibility, personal space, relationships, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, solo living

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife