so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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