A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 252 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8749 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 372 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6204 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
