A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 45 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
