CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

all time, best movies, BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, Cinema, cinematic masterpieces, classic, favorite films, film, film enthusiasts, greatest films, iconic movies, legendary movies, movie buffs, must see movies, must watch, timeless classics, top 10 films, top 20 movies, top movie list, Top Picks, top rated

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

arms race, ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Disaster, DisastrousMissileLaunchMC, ICBM, international relations, launch test, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nuclear warhead, nuclear weapons, russia, satellite footage, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Technology

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCancerCureServer

cancer care, cancer patients, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CraftyCancerCureServer, defunding, Healthcare, healthcare budget, healthcare costs, healthcare funding, healthcare providers, healthcare system, medical expenses, medical professionals, medical specialists, oncologists, oncology, patient care, public health, reducing cancer

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Ukrainian Hunger Games

1932, 1933, Crafty, debate, ethnic Ukrainians, Evidence, famine, games, Genocide, Historical revisionism, Holodomor, Hunger, inadvertent, intentional targeting, man-made, new evidence, political agenda, Propaganda, scholars, Soviet history, soviet union, Stalin regime, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the holodomor famine but in a totally fun and wacky way! build your own potato farm and try not to starve to death like those silly ukrainians did. we have a special event where stalin himself will come and steal all your crops, it’s a riot! join now for a truly unique and historically inaccurate experience!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2578	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

What is the IP for Tappy Minecraft Server?

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Tappy is a talented young musician who rose to fame through his unique blend of jazz, funk, and electronic music. With captivating vocals and infectious beats, Tappy has captured the hearts of listeners all around the world. His passion for music shines through in every performance, making him a standout artist in the industry.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fairkor Rebirth Minecraft Server

Advancements Pack, Anarchy, Automines, city builders, Cross-Platform Play, discord chat, discord server, Donata, dynamic map, Griefing, minecraft chat, Mods, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, privates, responsive administration, Russian, Survival, teleports, Top played time, tps, Vanilla, Warps, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

The purest vanilla

Fairkor has:

❤️ Vanilla Survival

❤️ Stable TPS

❤️ Cross-platform play support with Bedrock version

❤️ Whitelist

❤️ Designed discord server

❤️ Linking Minecraft Chat to Discord Chat

❤️ Dynamic map

❤️ Top by played time

❤️ BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack with item rewards disabled

❤️ Responsive administration

Fairkor does not have:

❌ Automines, weddings, privates, teleports, warps, 1000lvl items and herobrine (we are not sure about the last one)

❌ Donata

❌ Wipes

❌ Mods

❌ Pseudo-vanilla datapacks and plugins

❌ Anarchy, griefing

We are waiting for true fans of vanilla, city builders, car farms and megaprojects

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VoltaicMC: Where semi-vanilla is basically just a fancy way of saying no sprinkles on ice cream

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Voltaic Minecraft Server

Overview:

Version	1.21.1
Server Address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server Website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

FAQ:

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating community bonds.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A worldwide player base so there are always people online.
A safe world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in-game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice in-game!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close-knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3001

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Chill Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the weather is always a perfect 75 degrees with a gentle breeze and a chance of diamond showers! No more shivering in the cold, just warm and cozy pixel paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely of blocks who loves to challenge players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and earn exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper that only explodes when you want it to.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within our server’s virtual soil lies the fabled Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger. Legend says that whoever finds it will never go hungry again, and will gain the power to summon a never-ending buffet of delicious virtual food.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crafting, and mining for hours on end!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

20+ catches, 2024.., Ankle Injury, Antonio Pierce, Bo Nix, Brian Callahan, Browns, business decisions, chest injury, cowboys, derrick henry, dirty play, dolphins, Eagles, Edition, falcons, Fight, Fight edition, first player, foot surgery, general, Jerry Jones, Justin Herbert, Kaleb McGary, knee injury, Malik Nabers, MCL sprain, Minecraft, mri, Myles Garrett, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, Raiders, rams, Saints, sam darnold, Sean Payton, September 23, Skylar Thompson, smp, three TDs, titans, top nfl headlines, Will Levis

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, culture, dislike, Entertainment, FAMOUS, HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP, influence, judgment, Media, NEGATIVE, opinion, Perception, Personal, Popular, Preferences, public figure, reasons, Social, star

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where we roast popular celebrities like marshmallows over a campfire! Join us if you want to unleash your inner savage and spill the tea on all those annoying celebs you can’t stand. We have a special “Hate-A-thon” event every week where we build giant statues of our least favorite stars and then blow them up with TNT. It’s therapeutic, trust me. So if you’re ready to throw shade and have a laugh, come join us and let the celebrity roasting begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8