What is something that every Minecraft player should have? A spot on our insane SMP server, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret treasure hunts. Need a break from studying? Come build your dream castle or compete in our legendary spleef tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ADHD & Risky Business

    ADHD & Risky Business
    LOL OMG THIS SERVER IS LIKE GENETICALLY LINKED TO ADHD AND RISKY BEHAVIOR, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA MAKE IMPULSIVE DECISIONS AND BUILD CRAZY STUFF IN MINECRAFT! OUR DNA IS LITERALLY WIRED FOR CHAOS AND FUN, SO COME ON AND EMBRACE THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS NORMAL SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE GENETICALLY MODIFIED COMMUNITY?! 😂🤪🧬🎮

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Unleash the Chaos of Creativity – Making Mods, Java, and Whitelists Fun Again!

    Unleash the Chaos of Creativity – Making Mods, Java, and Whitelists Fun Again!

    Power of Creation Minecraft Server

    Server Type Modded SMP
    Age Requirement 18+
    Location UK

    The Power of Creation Minecraft server is a modded SMP looking for long term players who want to build up a beautiful world and tell stories within it. The server runs a custom modpack focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want. The pack is relatively lightweight, and has been designed to have few (if any) redundant features. The main content mods include Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, as well as quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods. Terrain generation is overhauled to make biomes more diverse and interesting, while following vanilla themes.

    For more information and whitelisting, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement for the server? Players must be 18 or older to join.
    Where is the server hosted? The server is hosted in the UK.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The main content mods are Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, along with quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods.
    Can players create their own countries or islands on the server? Yes, the world generation allows for continents and islands, making it possible for players to create their own countries or island states.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Emeralds Found: 7140
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • What the Frick Minecraft Server

    What the Frick Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t know what’s going on! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through insane quests, battle ridiculous mobs, and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to bust out their best dance moves to survive and escape with the legendary diamond sword of disco. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to decipher its clucky riddles and uncover the secrets of the chicken dimension? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, surprises, and pure insanity, then come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, by a TNT-wielding sheep). Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your blocky life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NieceCraft Minecraft Server

    NieceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and challenge your skills? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter stacks of empty shot glasses that need to be carefully balanced and spun without breaking. Just like the intense Jenga game, but with a twist!

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to discipline mischievous nieces who just won’t listen. Will you be the one to step in and take control, or will you sit back and watch chaos unfold like our BIL?

    And don’t worry, swearing in front of children is not only allowed but encouraged on our server. Let out your frustrations and let the madness begin!

    So come on over to our server and show us your skills in handling unruly nieces and precarious shot glass stacks. Can you handle the challenge? Join now and find out!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • KidnappedSisLOL

    KidnappedSisLOL
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

    So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SMP:SexOrFood?

    SMP:SexOrFood?
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

    CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?
    Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HezbollahHavocMC

    HezbollahHavocMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

    Belmonte’s Life Boost Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

    Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

    So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

    Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!
    TheosisMC Overview
    TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.
    Noteworthy Features
    An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

    FAQs

    1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

    Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

    2. How does the land claiming system work?

    Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

    3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

    The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

    4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

    No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

    5. How can I join TheosisMC?

    To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

    Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3722 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

    No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

    But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

    Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    PreggoCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

    Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

    And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

    So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

    StepdadTaxEvasionCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

    Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

    Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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