CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2607	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamy Face Mine

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Berry Bonanza Farm

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WifeAggroCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crops Grown:	3656
Dimension Hops:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5468	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KidzCraft: Silent Generation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

💖 SakuraPE 💖- Login from any country Minecraft server

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IP: sakurape.ru

PORT: 19132

VK: @pesakura

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Emeralds Found:	8331

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Emotion Stirring Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is the Japan of Central Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi-eating creepers, samurai skeletons, and ninja villagers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world with your katana made of diamond blocks. Explore our unique map filled with cherry blossom forests, ancient temples, and hot springs where you can relax after a long day of mining.

But beware, the Polish-Japanese alliance is a force to be reckoned with. You never know when a group of Polish samurais will come charging at you on their trusty llamas, ready to defend their honor.

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why our Minecraft server is the craziest and most hilarious server in all of Central Europe. Peace out, and may the sushi be with you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Smackdown Fox Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even FOX and USA are fighting over who gets to pay us more money! That’s right, we’re so entertaining that we’re breaking the bank just to keep the fun going.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineGenAdvice: Craft Your Future!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and tame a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a killer bunny, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4030	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Heem’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a llama in a telenovela.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, dolphins. And rumor has it they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and you’ll never go hungry again – unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case you might want to steer clear of the poultry palace.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re the real troublemakers around here.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	7461	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4