CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CringeCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to cringe so hard that your face gets stuck in a permanent cringe position. We have cringe-worthy builds, cringe-inducing challenges, and cringe-tastic events that will make you question your life choices. So if you’re ready to embrace the cringe and laugh until you cry, join our server now!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyLoveCraft

BlockyLoveCraft, codependency, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dismissive behavior, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, INCONSISTENCY, lack of boundaries, Manipulation, Overlooked, passive aggression, red flags in relationships, relationship, subtle red flag, toxic patterns, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, warning signs, warning signs of abuse

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mining partner! Our server is filled with love-struck creepers looking for that special someone to build a blocky empire with.

But beware, there’s a subtle red flag that most people overlook in relationships on our server – if your partner starts hoarding all the diamonds for themselves, it might be time to reevaluate your blocky romance. Join now and let the love (and the diamonds) flow!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1347	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyZelenskyWarrior

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyWarrior, Diplomacy, eastern europe, end war, foreign policy, half-hearted, humanitarian crisis, ignore, interests, international relations, military intervention, negotiation strategies, peace negotiations, Plans, political tensions, Ukraine, war efforts, Warns, Zelensky

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “hey stop fighting in our country pls”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage war and chaos cuz why not, amirite? join us if u wanna ignore peace talks and just blow stuff up for fun! who needs zelensky when u can have a blast on our server? come join the madness and let’s show ukraine how it’s really done! #warisfun #ukrainewho

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Galactic Survey: Milky Way Madness

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lol u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got more satellite galaxies dan da Milky Way got satellites! like, we got 378 of dem across 101 systems, and da Milky Way only got 4. so like, if u wanna be part of somethin special and outta dis world, dis server is da place to be! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where u can find da rarest diamonds. so come join us and be part of da craziest galaxy adventure ever!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	31225
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Chaotic SMP: Where chaos reigns and anarchy is only semi

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Server Overview

Server Name	THE CHAOTIC SMP
Version	1.21.1
Features	Player Head Drops Random Events Streamers & YouTubers Aura Skills Teams
IP Address	thechaoticsmp.mcserv.fun

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided above to connect to THE CHAOTIC SMP.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: THE CHAOTIC SMP features unique content, friendly content creators, and an amazing community of players.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, THE CHAOTIC SMP hosts random events for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, the server allows players to form teams and collaborate with each other.

Q: Is there a Discord server for THE CHAOTIC SMP?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server for more information and interaction with the community. Click here to join.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Void Armor Forged:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hit On Our Hands Boys Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON. Legend has it that this dragon will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapons and armor you could ever imagine. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. Need armor that makes you invincible? We got that too. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted potions that will give you superhuman abilities.

And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement all at the same time. From parkour challenges that will test your agility to PvP battles that will test your strength, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The SecretGriefer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GF Disapproval Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most intense love triangles, heartbreaks, and betrayals you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world.

We have weekly drama performances where players act out scenes of love and heartache, just like in a real-life soap opera. You can even choose to play a character who is torn between two lovers or a villain who breaks hearts left and right.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like in real life, emotions run high and relationships are tested. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you break someone’s heart or have your heart broken? The choice is yours on our server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us for the most outrageous and drama-filled server around. Who needs reality TV when you can have reality Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyHacksMC

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Looking for a life hack that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate life hack – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, forget about mining for hours on end, just join our server and watch as diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with talking cows who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wild. So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Farms Harvested:	704	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UkraineGoneWildCraft

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz trump said ukraine is gone, but like, we found it in minecraft! come join us and help us fight off the fake news and build a wall around ukraine to keep it safe from trump’s lies. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! also, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers, true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! #ukrainewillrise #trumpiswrong #minecraftforlife

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

What is the IP for Craftee Minecraft Server?

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Craftee is a skilled and passionate artist who specializes in various crafting techniques such as sewing, knitting, and DIY projects. With a keen eye for detail and a creative mindset, Craftee creates unique and handmade items that showcase their talent and dedication to the craft. Through their work, Craftee aims to inspire others to embrace their creativity and find joy in creating beautiful and functional pieces.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Duce’s Over-The-Hill Vanilla Shack: No Kids Allowed! Join the Fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Whitelist	Yes
Community	Established since 2013
Plugins/Mods	None
Age Requirement	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through our discord server: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

Q: Can I use mods or plugins on the server?

A: No, we are keeping the server Vanilla without any mods or plugins.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of community guidelines that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and respectful environment.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed but must be consensual between players.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake, where you can feast to your heart’s content.

So why did he post this in September, you ask? Because this is the month where the unicorns come out to play on our server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie llamas – it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

Join us now for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Heem Minecraft SMP – Containment Thread Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden apples, and even a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a parkour course made entirely of lava, and a dance party every Saturday night at the village square!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4