What is something that every Minecraft player should have? A spot on our insane SMP server, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret treasure hunts. Need a break from studying? Come build your dream castle or compete in our legendary spleef tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • HezboomboomMC

    HezboomboomMC
    hey u, yes u, do u like explosions and chaos? well u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest battles and wildest destruction u ever seen! we just did a precise strike on a hezbollah command center in beirut, can u believe it? join now and be part of the action, blow stuff up and have a blast! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and excitement, then maybe u should stay away. but if u like adrenaline and mayhem, come join us now!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Gut Bacteria Quest

    Gut Bacteria Quest
    so, like, u know how ur gut bacteria can, like, totally mess with ur hormones and stuff? well, on this server, we have like, magical gut bacteria that can make u grow super tall or like, make u infertile or something. it’s like, a whole new level of gameplay, man. u gotta join to see what crazy things ur gut bacteria can do to u in the game. trust me, it’s gonna be wild. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of wacky adventures we can have with our gut bacteria in Minecraft!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

    The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

    Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Progression Innovative progression system with exclusive abilities and ranks.
    World Fresh, untouched world with hidden treasures and resources.
    Quests Epic quests that shape the evolving storylines of the server.
    Night Perils New dangers and challenges during night time with rare loot rewards.
    Community Thriving, close-knit community with teamwork and weekly events.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Valhalla Minecraft server?

    To join the server, use the Server IP: gates.ValhallaCraft.org

    2. Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://www.valhallacraft.org

    3. What makes the progression system in Valhalla unique?

    The progression system offers exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks to players, making the journey of discovery and power more rewarding.

    4. Are there dynamic challenges in Valhalla?

    Yes, during night time, new dangers and challenges arise with rare, game-changing loot rewards for brave players.

    5. How can I get involved in the community events?

    Participate in weekly events that test your skills and creativity, and forge alliances with other players to succeed in the server.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as endless as the memes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond mining competitions, and a secret underground club where villagers bust a move like never before.

    Looking for a place to eat? How about our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pork chops and slurp on slimeball soup? And don’t worry about finding a bathroom, just dig a hole and let nature take its course – we’re all about that rustic living here.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies – they’re the ultimate trolls of the blocky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

    Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RedditRuler Minecraft Server

    RedditRuler Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

    Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

    But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

    Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LawnMowerLadz

    LawnMowerLadz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

    But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

    Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

    HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

    Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

    CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

    Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

    But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

    So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

    FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

    Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 160

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyAirForcePrime

    CraftyAirForcePrime
    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Vulture Sanitation Service

    Vulture Sanitation Service
    So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

    Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information
    Main Guideline To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
    Plugins GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
    Server Address play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there warps on the server? No, there are no warps on the server.
    Is there a world reset? No, the world will never reset.
    What are the server rules? Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
    Is there a currency system? The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
    What are the server specs? Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

    Crafty Polish Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

    Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

    If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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