CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creepy Eyeliner Minecraft Server

age appropriate, Appearance, controversy, creepy, creepy eyeliner, criticism, debate, distraction, eyeliner, fashion, Grooming, JD Vance, LAUGHING, makeup, makeup for men, Masculinity, men wearing makeup, Minecraft, Server, societal norms, Style, vice presidential debate, Viewers, weird

Are you tired of boring old politics and looking for some entertainment that’s actually worth watching? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and witness Vance’s fabulous eyeliner distract players during intense PvP battles. Who knew a 40-year-old man could rock makeup better than most beauty gurus? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Introverted Miner Minecraft SMP

Classroom, classroom dynamics, classroom management, Communication, confusion, education, Etiquette, exclusion, exclusionary behavior, group dynamics, introduction, introverted, Minecraft, miner, peer pressure, public speaking, Self-expression, smp, social cues, Social Interaction, social norms, STUDENT, Teacher, teacher-student interaction

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally introduce yourself without getting cut off by the teacher! No more being the only one left out, here everyone gets a chance to shine! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the coolest kid in school. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become the ultimate introvert superstar!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PuppyParvoPanic Minecraft Server

abandoned puppy, animal rescue, disease prevention, dog health, Minecraft, parvo, pet adoption, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet diseases, pet exposure, pet guilt, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet socialization, pet vaccines, pet wellness, PuppyParvoPanic, Server, unvaccinated dog, vaccination, veterinary care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time we adopted a puppy during a hurricane only to find out she had Parvo. But wait, it gets crazier – turns out, the brother of our server owner never vaccinated his dog and blamed us for the whole mess! Can you believe it?

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who always have each other’s backs, even in the most absurd situations. So come on in and experience the wildest adventures, the most outrageous stories, and the most unexpected friendships. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PreggoProbsMC

Boundaries, communication breakdown, drama avoidance, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, messy relationships, personal responsibility, PreggoProbsMC, pregnant and homeless, pregnant girlfriend, pregnant woman, self-care, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, temporary living situation, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling, wedding planning stress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with on-again, off-again relationships, unexpected pregnancies, and roommates kicking each other out left and right. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

Don’t worry about dealing with moody pregnant women or family members trying to guilt trip you into letting them move in. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dealing with is building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

So come on in and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to connect with? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WebSurfMinecraftSMP

digital content, favorite online destination, favorite website, favorite website outside of social media, internet browsing, internet favorites, non-social media, non-social networking, online browsing, Online Community, online platform, reddit alternative, web content, web surfing, website choice, website discovery, website preference, website recommendation, website selection, WebSurfMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building generic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a chicken and accidentally summoned a horde of zombie chickens to take over the server. Or how about the time we held a dance party in the Nether and ended up starting a full-blown zombie rave?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players can saddle up their swine and compete for the title of fastest pig racer in the land. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up their dragons in the most outrageous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyChallenges

brutal difficulty, challenging games, controller smashing moments, CraftyChallenges, demanding gameplay, difficult gaming, epic fails, frustrating gameplay, hand-eye coordination, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, intense gaming, mental endurance, never ending obstacles, punishing games, rage inducing games, relentless challenges, skill testing games, steep learning curve, tough video games, unforgiving gameplay

Have you ever tried playing Minecraft blindfolded, with one hand tied behind your back, and a parrot on your shoulder squawking random crafting recipes in your ear? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our custom-built world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and lava waterfalls that flow in reverse. Don’t worry, our resident wizard will be there to guide you through the madness…unless he accidentally turns himself into a chicken again.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? Done. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course…we don’t want to clean up actual brain matter). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette

CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, military conflict, Military operations, Pokrovsk direction, political tensions, prisoner abuse, PvPokeWar, roulette, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, Russian forces, Ukrainian prisoners of war, violence, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war zone

come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

black communities, climate change, community resilience, death, Destruction, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster research, emergency response, environmental impact, excess deaths, extreme weather events, Havoc, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, infant mortality, long-term effects, mortality rates, natural disasters, public health, scientific study, social disparities, tropical cyclones, vulnerable populations

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

What are Minecraft servers like Lifestealing ?

Admin-held events, AUTOMATIC EVENTS, bedrock, Claims, Clans, crystal pvp, Duels, ELIMINATIONS, Events, Greifing allowed, Griefing, java, LifeSteal, Lifesteal experience, mobile games, No eliminations, Popular mobile games, practice pvp, PvP, Rewards, Survival, version 1.20.4

Some similar Minecraft servers to Lifestealing include:

1. LifestealCraft – This server offers a similar Lifesteal experience with custom features and events to keep players engaged.

2. LifestealPvP – A PvP-focused server with a Lifesteal twist, allowing players to battle it out in intense combat scenarios.

3. LifestealSurvival – If you enjoy the survival aspect of Lifestealing, this server provides a similar experience with unique challenges and features.

4. LifestealFactions – Join a faction and conquer the competition on this server, which combines Lifesteal elements with faction gameplay for an exciting adventure.

5. LifestealCreative – For those who prefer creative mode, this server offers a Lifesteal twist on building and creating, allowing players to showcase their skills in a unique environment.

Whichever server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging experience that resembles the excitement of Lifestealing. Join a community of players who love immersive gameplay and discover your new favorite Minecraft server today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, description, forum, Hellish, HELLMINE, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, OWNER, personal account, PvP, Ranking, rules, Server, Survival

The owner of the server “HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, Character Sheet, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, skse, Skyrim, Social, stealthy edition, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	539	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anime, Chat, clocktits, Community, Edition, FANART, Gaming, general, lewd, lewd content, memes, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, Slutposting, smp, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber girls, waifu

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GrannyGriefMC Server

GrannyGriefMC, Server

Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftingWifeRage

aita, Approval, Asshole, Boss, CraftingWifeRage, full-time, grind, instructor, locked door, mic, mute, office, remote class, Respect, sign, Wife, work time, working from home

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

dejected, depression, Despair, despondent, Disappointment, emotions, Forlorn, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mournful, Pain, SadBoiMinecraftSMP, Sadness, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, Tragedy, unhappiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11