Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Villages Defended: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Star Shards Collected: 182

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2419 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 336967 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Farms Harvested: 705
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Emeralds Found: 4487
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/join-groups-roblox/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Farms Harvested: 126
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Potions Brewed: 52

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8641 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 105 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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