CokeCraft: Euro Billion Bonanza | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	1302
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crops Grown:	5010

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1994	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Crops Grown:	4468
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	179
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	29
Crops Grown:	2995	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ores Mined:	1597
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	7734	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mines Excavated:	2838	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Buildings Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6606	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	163
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Crops Grown:	7796
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2