CoastGuardCrafts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4778
Mines Excavated:	1604	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	422409
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8423
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	286	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	106
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	443829	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7494
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	62

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2932	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4