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ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	9102
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	250	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	7886
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8014	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8610	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	223	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8366	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Void Gems Collected:	11

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1425	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	1236
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	899
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6886	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3