Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 49
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Towns Built: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7861 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 New Chunks Explored: 937475
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Emeralds Found: 2757 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Towns Built: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Potions Brewed: 29
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8346
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Magic Items Found: 2998
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Ores Mined: 6481 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Potions Brewed: 77
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Potions Brewed: 30
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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