Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

arteries, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cadmium, Cardio, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, Cobalt, Craft, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, harmful metals, heart health, heavy metals, Mania, metal, metal contamination, Metal exposure, metal exposure study, metal toxicity, plaque buildup, pollution effects, tungsten, uranium

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	843
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:	1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	112	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8128	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8774	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Potions Brewed:	164
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5135
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Animals Bred:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	636	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MomCraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.