CloudVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	505
Star Shards Collected:	259	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6960	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5178	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Votes:	5342
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	139
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	3698	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crops Grown:	3769	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Emeralds Found:	5228	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrumpCraft2020

Ban, campaign finance, Democracy, election, election security, FEARS, foreign interference, foreign political funding, Government, Greenland, influence, international relations, legislation, policy, political donations, Politics, regulations, SOVEREIGNTY, transparency, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Choco Latte Craft

Beverage, branding, branding mistakes, branding strategy, Choco, choco-latte, coffee, coffee industry, consumer behavior, Craft, latte, market, market analysis, market positioning, market trends, Marketing, marketing tactics, missed opportunity, mocha coffee, product development, product differentiation, product naming

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	9124
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO!

WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND VILLAGERS THAT SELL YOU MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM UNICORN TEARS!

NOT TO MENTION, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CUP OF MOCHA COFFEE THAT YOU CAN SIP ON WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR DREAM CASTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

#sustainability, affordability, Cheaper, consumer behavior, cost effective, CRAZE, dietary preferences, environmental impact, food choices, food trends, Healthy Eating, market research, meat alternatives, meat industry, meatless, Plant-Based, Preference, protein sources, real meat, study, tastier, vegan, Vegetarian

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	747339
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

MythFall

Adventure, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fun, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mythfall SMP, Server, Survival, welcome

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	928751
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Mythfall SMP is a survival server with plenty to offer, from dungeons to cool new items! We’re welcoming anyone to check us out, enjoy your stay!

smc.mythfall.net

Players:	98/600	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2332	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3