CloudCraft SMP[Hermitcraft-ESQ][1.21][6/15/2024 reset]

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ABOUT US

Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a smaller whitelisted SMP focused on a vanilla multiplayer experience, and we are looking for a few more people to join us for our 1.21 reset on Saturday, June 15th.

Our server takes some inspiration from HermitCraft and other similar SMPS. Some of our community aspects include a spawn island town (includes starter houses, town hall, shops, etc.), community farms, nether hub, arcade with games, dragon fight event, and more. See below or here for some images of our past servers. In the past our server has been annually reset for the latest update, followed by 4-6 months of regular server activity (server will stay up the rest of the year until the next reset). This upcoming reset will be the five-year anniversary of our CloudCraft server!

SERVER INFO

Server Location: United StatesVersion: Vanilla 1.21Start date: Saturday, June 15, 2023Server Host: Bloom Host 8GBDatapacks:afk display, anti enderman grief, armour statues, durability ping, more mob heads, player head drops, multiplayer sleep, silence mobs, double shulker shells, and wandering trader mini blocks.Additionally, we have phantoms disabled due to popular demand and several custom crafting recipes (mainly decorative blocks to make large scale builds easier).

We will also be using the simple voice chat fabric mod which simply adds proximity chat on the server. Any other fabric mod used is for server performance only and the experience is still a vanilla SMP.

RULES

No Unapproved Mods/Cheating (Mini Maps + Optifine/Sodium are Allowed)

PVP is allowed ONLY if the other player or players agrees to fight.

No Duping – TNT “Explosion” Duping is Allowed (e.g. tree farm, auto concrete, world eater, etc.)

Must use Discord and be 18+

Treat others with Respect

No Personal Use of Public Areas (Personal Farms Using: Spawn Chunks, End Spawn Platform, Community End Portal, etc.)

WHITELIST APPLICATION

Please copy the questions below and reply to this thread or message us directly with your application. You will be invited to the discord if accepted.

Name you want to go by:

Minecraft IGN:

Where you are from(country/timezone):

Age (18+ only):

Discord username (if not comfortable posting feel free to DM it to me if accepted) :

Tell us about yourself:

What’s your favorite thing to do on a Minecraft server/world (Ex. Building/Redstone):

Please insert screenshots of your best builds:

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PolishPigCraft: IndoLove Edition

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Welcome to our Poland Loves Indonesia Minecraft server! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Polish and Indonesian pandas who have formed an unlikely alliance to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

2. Our spawn point is a giant pierogi-shaped island floating in the sky, where players must jump off and land in a pool of sambal sauce to start their adventure. It’s a thrill like no other!

3. Our players are known for their insane building skills, like the time someone recreated the entire city of Warsaw using only nasi goreng as building blocks. It was a delicious sight to behold.

4. We have regular events like Polish-Indonesian dance parties where players must show off their best moves while wearing traditional costumes from both countries. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Poland Loves Indonesia Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyBae’s Block Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the adventures are endless!

Join us and embark on a journey through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond cave guarded by a friendly dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our boss battles and prove your skills as the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Come play her game and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ParasiteCraft: Where Social Parasitism is Just a Game!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Enchantments Applied:	159	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	5424
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2077
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Animals Bred:	143	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Towns Built:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blame the Creeper

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	145
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

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Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Girl Power Mine

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

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Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Reasons to Join:

7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. It was like a Minecraft rave party!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.