Close Call Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Star Shards Collected:	218
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CatFactsMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Potions Brewed:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyJerkzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5833
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	193
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	4728	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	113420	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8317	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	79	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyLungs BeGone

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	435773	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.