come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even russia declared us as “undesirable” just like george clooney’s foundation for justice! we are so badass that even countries are scared of us! join now and be a part of the most outlawed minecraft community in the world! who needs george clooney when you can have us, right? so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the bad boys of minecraft!
ClooneyCraft: Undesirable Edition
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ZombieWeaponGrabber Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday, you don’t wanna miss it! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots to new players, like what even is this server?! So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a dancing chicken together, because why not? #PotatoAdminFTW #LlamaRacesForLife 🥔🐔🦙
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BlockyBizarreCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of killer bunnies armed with nothing but a carrot! That’s right, these bunnies mean business and they’re not afraid to hop into battle.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the normal is abnormal and the absurd is the norm? Join us today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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AntiSemiCraft Server
so like, u know what’s the best way to combat antisemitism? by joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got like, magical powers to zap away all those haters with just one click of a button. plus, our community is so lit, we got wizards, unicorns, and even a talking potato as our mascot.join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! we promise you’ll never want to leave, unless you’re a hater, then you can just see yourself out. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s spread love and positivity, one block at a time!
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EuroCraft: Seize Russia’s Loot!
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! Europe comes in and is like, “We’re seizing all of Russia’s billions to help Ukraine!” And you’re just like, “Wait, what? In Minecraft? That’s crazy, bro!” But then you realize, this server is so lit that even real life countries are getting involved! Join now to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, where anything can happen, even international political drama!
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Loud Silence Minecraft
are you ready to enter a world where silence is loud and noise is silent? come join our minecraft server where the cows speak in pig latin and the creepers do the macarena before exploding!we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the chickens have learned how to breakdance.
if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?