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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 445 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.