| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4029 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7540 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8457 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
