| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Star Shards Collected: | 131 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.
But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.
So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.
If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.
But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?
So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8054 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
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| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party with creepers, skeletons, and zombies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other, where bad energy is a thing of the past and crazy adventures await at every turn. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with legendary creatures like Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (yes, even their prestige versions) roaming around causing mischief.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the Dark Star event where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and rewards. And don’t forget to check out our latest patch notes for all the crazy updates and changes happening on the server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in this wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2887 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
