| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 224 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
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| Description | We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more! |
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| Discord Link | https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the realm of Etheria? | You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there. |
| What activities are available in the realm? | We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more! |
| How many members are currently in the realm? | We currently have around 17 members. |
| Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? | Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction. |
| Is PvP allowed in the realm? | Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay. |
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!
Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!
But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?
So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 62499 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.
we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.
Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.
With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?
With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!
We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!
So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 682 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1179 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 61 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
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| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
