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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5527 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Join us and meet fellow players who have shed pounds faster than you can say “blocky body transformation.” Who needs a gym membership when you can just pop a pill and watch the pounds melt away while you mine for diamonds?
So come on over to our server and find love with someone who’s lost more weight than they can count! Who knew that weight loss drugs could lead to a whole new world of dating possibilities in Minecraft?