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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 680 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 9988 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.
but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.
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