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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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