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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7413 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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