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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 15
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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