Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5776	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7859	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	96
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Grandparents’ Minecraft SMP Living

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Are you tired of living with your boring grandparents or dreading the day your parents move in with you? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have created a virtual retirement home for all the elderly players out there!

Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.

So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Game Critique Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

> a Year Later Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever find in Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.

Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where you don’t know any Trump supporters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of them! Join us and experience the thrill of building walls, making deals, and tweeting up a storm in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even get a chance to build a golden tower in honor of your favorite president! So come on, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Custom Characters Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, we have custom characters that will blow your mind! From a giant flying taco to a ninja unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

”’Explore our insane world!”’

Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?

”’Join for the epic events!”’

Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

What is the IP for LDShadowLady Minecraft Server?

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LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⚔️ VANIILA 89MINE ⚔️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “VANIILA 89MINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, which shall remain nameless for legal reasons, is filled with wacky adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?

But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.

Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.

Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!