Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be a fatass by 25 or your money back! Why risk your life when you can join our server and get fit while playing Minecraft? Our virtual workouts will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping bacon and gold wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll gain eternal glory and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to being a fatass by 25 – because here, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • topworldmc

    topworldmc

    Welcome to [TOPWORLMC]! Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with our three unique gamemodes: Survival, CasinoSMP, and Hardcore, with much more coming soon! Whether you’re a casual player looking to build and explore, or a hardcore competitor ready to face challenges, we have something for everyone.

    Our server is currently in whitelist mode as we prepare for the official Season 1 launch in just one week! Join now and be among the first to explore, build, and compete in this brand-new, community-driven server. Be sure to check back soon for more exciting updates and features!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Luce Debut Minecraft Server

    Luce Debut Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where the creepers know how to drop the beat (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Luce debut when? Like, right now, duh!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness

    Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a trial in Danganronpa? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Monokuma plot!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a maze filled with creepers wearing Monokuma masks. They had to navigate through the maze while dodging explosive surprises at every turn. And guess what? They made it out alive and won a diamond block as a reward!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret rooms, hidden treasures, and even a secret Monokuma boss battle that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And if you manage to defeat Monokuma, you’ll be rewarded with a special skin that turns you into the ultimate Minecraft detective!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Danganronpa-inspired Minecraft adventure! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Monokuma is always watching…

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Vetoed Minecraft Server

    The Vetoed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a misunderstood party animal just looking for friends to play mini-games with. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

    Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to bash and hello to building your dream world with ease! Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that deliver your resources directly to your inventory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs drop sick beats instead of loot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and upgrade your Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineWizards

    MineWizards

    Welcome to MineWizards – your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Explore unique game modes like Skyblock, RPG and Dungeons, all crafted to challenge your skills and ignite your imagination. Join a vibrant community of wizards and heroes, where every block brings a new opportunity. Are you ready to conquer and create? Jump in now at minewizards.com!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • 🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

    🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

    ✨ FestivalCraft – Server for real fans of holidays in Minecraft!

    Main modes: Anarchy and Skyblock! Here you will find a uniquely generated map, endless possibilities for creativity and regular airdrops in Anarchy mode! Build your fortresses, go to unknown dungeons and take part in battles for cool resources! And for Skyblock fans, we have a selection of unique islands, hand minions to do all the hard work, improved furnaces and a system for earning in-game money – everything to make your island the best!

    Additional modes like TNT Run and Fireball Fight add even more fun!

    Every half hour you can get a free case using the /freecase command! And in our VKontakte community you will find interactive tournaments, giveaways and competitions! This is the perfect place to make new friends and earn in-game bonuses for your skills! Join us and feel the atmosphere of a real holiday!

    Our IP » mc.festivalcraft.fun

    Recommended Version: 1.20

    Our VK community » vk.com/festivalcraft

    Our website » festivalcraft.fun

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

    All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

    Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

    So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineCraft Mania Server

    MineCraft Mania Server
    Welcome to the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

    Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?

    Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

    Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

    But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Potions Brewed: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

    Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

    IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

    Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

    Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

    Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 150 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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