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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Towns Built: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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