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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Mines Excavated: 3255 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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