Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8871
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3832 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 448
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 614020 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2260 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Crops Grown: 5763 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ores Mined: 4206
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Potions Brewed: 57
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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