Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 149
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Crops Grown: 6726 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 218 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dimension Hops: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 138
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Farms Harvested: 915
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 714544 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 90
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 207 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Crops Grown: 5866
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Animals Bred: 30
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 New Chunks Explored: 802316
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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