Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

THIS SERVER IS ONLY BOXPVP SERVER 1.20.1 so much fun with friends with friends enjoys <3 with friends enjoys <3 enjoys <3

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	949577	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ToastCraft – 1.20 – 1.20.4 Towny McMMO Survival Server

Deadchest, MCMMO, Rtp, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny, Vote, Voterewards, Votifier

ToastCraft

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Join our Discord server: discord.gg/cv39S9Ff9H

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HearthCraft SMP (1.20): A no-griefing, no-resets economy experience

120server, 120update, Antigrief, Auctions, Awesome, Cavesandcliffs, Chill, Claims, Community, Communitybased, Communitydiscord, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Economies, Economy, Events, Girefprevention, International, Laidback, Landclaiming, Levelup, MCMMO, Mypet, Nogrief, Nonpay2win, Nonwhitelist, Nop2w, Nopaytowin, Notp2w, Relaxed, Small, smp, SMPs, Survival, Survivals, Trailsandtales, Usa

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.0% pay-to-win perk system.Resource worlds (resets monthly)DynmapZero tolerance for any form of hate speech.Pet systemLevel-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy.Land ClaimingmcMMOActive and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc.Marriage plugin/wild (random teleport) commandLeaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Technical

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in VirginiaUses PurpurBlock logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver./pl is publicNo keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default.Difficulty = HardMain world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000.No entity culling, mob stacking, or other plugin-reliant farm limitations.

Links

Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.netRules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rulesIP: play.hearthcraft.netStatistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoyaleAnarchy

Anarchy

Anarchy Server Information: -Version: 1.12.2 -IP: royaleanarchy.me -Dupes: FrameDupe 30% -/tpa /home /sethome /nc Discord : discord.royaleanarchy.me Web page: https://hardanarchy.craftingstore.net

Official Server Authorized By: HardAnarchy.ga Server Premium Not Premium 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoCrystal Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

NoCrystal is an anarchy server with end crystals disabled and 1.8 pvp. The crafting dupe is currently the only dupe.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zodiac

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Survival 1.20.1JAVA and BEDROCK MMORPG Custom with modified monsters and increased difficulty plus many new features!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ShinyCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

⛏️ Minecraft Country – A mostly vanilla PvE survival server. ✨

Chill, Claims, Dynamicmap, fortnite, Friendly, Griefprevention, Gui, Map, Menus, mrbeast, multiplayer, Nolag, Nopvp, Onlinemap, PvE, Relaxed, Survival, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival, Viaversion, Website

Welcome to Minecraft Country, the Ultimate Co-Op Minecraft Server! If you’re seeking a truly immersive and collaborative Minecraft experience, look no further. Our server is a haven for those who appreciate the beauty of vanilla gameplay, but enjoy tools and mechanics to make default gameplay more convenient. Dive into a PvE-only world where players can come together to craft their own unique realm.

At Minecraft Country, we uphold strict server rules to ensure a level playing field. Cheating in any form, be it through mods, hacks, or third-party software, is strictly forbidden. We foster a friendly and respectful community. To stake your claim in this virtual world, simply place a chest and follow our straightforward land-claiming instructions. Our commitment to constant improvement means that we’re always listening to our players’ feedback, with new features and mechanics added regularly.

We’ve also introduced innovative changes & additions – like player claims, changes to the day night cycle, and changes to hunger mechanics to enhance your gameplay. Additionally, at Minecraft Country, we believe in enhancing your exploration experience. Our dynamic live map, easily accessible via links on our server website or in-game with the /map chat command, provides a captivating top-down view of the world. This invaluable tool not only helps you navigate and locate points of interest but also enables you to connect with fellow players, spot mobs, and identify land claims. It’s a game-changer for those seeking to embark on epic adventures and collaborate effectively in our vibrant virtual world.

Currently, we support Java Edition exclusively, so fire up your Java client, add our server IP address, and join us in crafting the ultimate cooperative adventure. Discover the joy of pure Minecraft camaraderie at Minecraft Country, where “vanilla” is anything but ordinary.

You can find lots more information at our website. You can also find many of our links and commands in a convenient in-game GUI by using the /menu or /m command in chat.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4093	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Larteno Towny

Auctionhouse, Economy, Jobs, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Newserver, Newworld, PvP, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival

We are a Towny Server full of fun and exciting features! – MCMMO – Jobs – Autorank – AuctionHouse. Our goal is to remain as Vanilla as possible. This means no custom enchantments or any extra items that are not a part of Vanilla Minecraft. We are not an unpolished mix of plugins, hastily slapped together. Instead, this is a survival server offering a clean experience and gameplay. (Difficulty set to Normal)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4250

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DutchKingCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Chille server met Survival, Skyblock, Minigames etc. We have been around since 2011 and we are a relaxed community. Are you looking for a PVP server? Then look further. Are you looking for a friendly server where everyone knows each other and helps each other? Then you are very welcome! play.dutchkingcraft.nl We are online 24/7 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵

Angelchest, battlepass, bedrock, Chestshop, Chestshops, Claims, Claimshovel, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Economy, Fly, Freeranks, Goditems, Homes, MCMMO, Minigames, Mythicmobs, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Quests, Ranks, Sethome, Shop, Shopgui, Silkspawners, Sit, skins, Slimefun, Slimefun4, smp, Survival, Terrain, Viaversion, Warps

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵 Minecraft Server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4280	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Potions Brewed:	58

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lintukoto

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a new Finnish minecraft server. To which everyone is welcome. We currently have vanilla Survival and spawn a PvP arena where you can fight against other players. Nothing but welcome!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mythryl Network

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

We are thrilled to present Mythryl Network, where fun and excitement await players of all ages! Our server is dedicated to providing a diverse range of engaging and thrilling minigames that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft player or new to the game, our server offers a friendly and welcoming community where you can join in on the action.

We were re-founded in 2023 by DoekeDan and ItsJR and include minigames such as skywars, eggwars, build battle, and much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nekonečný příběh

Economy, Event, Jobs, Magic, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Residence, RPG, Skills, Survival

Endless story

• The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find what they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.

• We focus primarily on quality gaming together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of players, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.

• There is classic Survival, with an almost infinite map. There is a fully developed economy, complemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The entire game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are monsters adapted for this with corresponding difficulty than in the original game. There are ready-made custom charms that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of entertainment prepared here, which will never get boring, and you have to discover the main charm of the whole server yourself :3

• The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one big one that will have no end. We are looking forward to seeing you o/

Links:Web: npribeh.fhgames.cz/Discord: discord.gg/a8MSGPdYouTube: www.youtube.com/ChipmunkatelsFacebook: www.facebook.com/npribeh/Instagram: www.instagram.com/npribeh/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GalaxyRP

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

This is a great server i hope to see get a big player base some day i work hard and put alot of my spare time on this server. You will need to add the port to the end of the ip like IP:port but with the ip and port including :

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.