Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8089	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ProxyPvP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

ProxyPvP is a Competitive Server for Java and Bedrock players. > > 1.8 – 1.19 < < Fight in BoxPvP to earn xp and levels to reach the top. Gather resources from mines and dungeons to craft armory and weapons. New server with many more updates and features to come. Join Today.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

❤️ PrimeCraft 🛕 Survival 1.19.3+ 🛡️ MMORPG, Bosses, Economy, Towns, Custom Classes Warrior, Mage, Dungeon Events

bedrock, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Femboy, KitPvP, Leveling, LGBTQ, Minecraftmmorpg, Minigames, mmorpg, Primeminecraftmmorpg, Primemmorpg, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are committed to providing a high-quality gameplay experience, with a focus on fairness and balance. Our server is designed to be challenging and engaging, with a variety of game modes and challenges to keep players interested and engaged.

IP: mc.primecraft.org

Bedrock IP: bedrock.primecraft.orgCross Play (Work in progress) (Missing Resource Pack) (Not Recommended ATM)

Starter Guide:

Have Resource Pack Enabled

Pick a Class– Choose a class that best fits your play style– Class Options: Mage, Summoner, Shaman – Warrior & Archer Class Weapons can be used by anyone. Class choice does not effect this

Prepare– Grab /Kit Adventurer– Read your Weapon Description for Controls. Hover over the item.

The Endless Journey Begins – Decide Rather to Fight Bosses in the Warzone or Explore the Wild– Warzone Bosses are Located Infront of Spawn. Walk around you will discover there locations.– Enter /Wild to build your base and gather materials. Fight New Mobs – Randomly There will be a Dungeon Event with a Warp. It is Recommended everyone go there for Double The Rewards!

Loot – Bosses Drop Loot Boxes, Furniture Boxes, Cosmetic Boxes, Cash Boxes, Trinket Boxes– Mobs Drop Gold to be Sold On /Shop

Endgame– Collect higher Lvl items with greater stats to deal more damage to your foes!– Collect Special Trinket Spells – Build Your Base

Upcoming Features– Reputation Unlocks– Cosmetics over your gear– Housing– + More

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VortexSMP

Survival

VortexSMP is a survival multiplayer server meant to have a friendly community with custom features. We are currently looking for a staff team that is willing to help out with current and future server development. Join in today to be apart of a BRAND NEW survival experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCMP | Vanilla SMP Server 1.20.4

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Welcome to MCMP, a completely vanilla freebuild anti-grief survival mode server that has been running for over 5 years.

MCMP is home to a welcoming community of players and admins, as we allow players to build whatever, whenever and wherever they like, as long as they don’t mess with other people’s things.

All of this…without the worry of grief! (All griefs that occur on the server can be rolled back in seconds!)

So come on the server and check the place out, there are some crazy cool things players have built over the years while the server has been up!

So please, make yourself at home and enjoy MCMP

Version: 1.20.4

IP: mcmp.tk

Server Rules:Respect other players on the server.Respect Staff Members and their decisions. (They are trying their best)Don’t grief other players builds. (That includes, Stealing, Breaking Blocks Others Have Placed and Lava/Water Flooding/)Keep the chat clean. No harassment, advertising, abuse.No hacks or cheats of any kind. If you are wondering about specific mods, please ask a staff member.We have a strict no grief policy here at MCMP. All griefs are rolled back and players responsible will face PERMANENT bans!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates

Discord, Exploration, Explore, java, Modded, Modified, Modpack, Nochatreports, Noclaims, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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YOU MUST BE WHITELISTED VIA OUR DISCORD TO PLAY

This is both for security reasons (like griefing prevention) and because all of our community functions are done through our Discord server. So join us, you have only to gain! (Click the “Community Discord” button above for an invite.)

Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.

What You Should Know:1. Our world resets every so often in “seasons”, but archived worlds will be available to you.2. We have no claims. But stealing and griefing are still prohibited unless you declare war.3. Exploration is highly encouraged. We have the Lootr mod so that you can almost always get loot.4. You can make your own team on our Discord with special benefits, or join an existing team.5. There is NO pay-to-win anything on this server. Only a few cosmetic benefits for server boosters.6. We have No Chat Reports installed. You won’t have to deal with Mojang’s chat filter.7. Have fun! That’s the most important part. 😉

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Team PNG

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

F2P Minecraft Server – Be respectful and have fun! Java: play.teampng.com Bedrock: bedrock.teampng.com

No Stealing anything from any other player. No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t Destroy other players builds or items without prior permission. No Squatting.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlotPlay

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We cordially invite you to the PlotPlay.pl server On the server you will find: ・Custom 5000×5000 grid map with various dungeon structures. ・Customowe moby. ・Lucky blocki. ・Kingdoms (create your kingdom and fight for domination). ・Easier tree felling. ・Many updates. ・Nice and helpful administration. Earn coins by mining ores: ・By mining raw materials such as coal, iron, diamonds and netherite, there is a chance that you will additionally mine coins thanks to which you can purchase many interesting items with the /rank command!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Express Box

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

We strive to make Express Box unique compared to other servers. Therefore we have created a state of the art PvP-Enabled map including medieval themed builds such as castles and towers. We have also mixed in multiple other biomes to increate the originality of the server.

Box PvP KEEP INVENTORY

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CreeperGames

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

We are CreeperGames, a Minecraft network for Java and Bedrock version, we’ll see you there https://discord.gg/7zSNpMs8BP

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Oasisverse

Roleplay

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	465	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Farms Harvested:	283
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ciphersky

Economy, Survival

Ciphersky is a 100% non pay to win Minecraft SMP server. That focuses on giving you a great SMP experience. We do not sell any items on our store that will give someone a advantage over other players. We offer a free unlimited land claiming system. Awesome custom enchants and daily, weekly & monthly log in rewards

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3389	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AyorMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Ayormc is a Minecraft network with tons of game modes for you to play and enjoy!

We don’t ruin our game modes with pay2win features like the majority of the competition.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

THIS SERVER IS ONLY BOXPVP SERVER 1.20.1 so much fun with friends with friends enjoys <3 with friends enjoys <3 enjoys <3

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6224	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ToastCraft – 1.20 – 1.20.4 Towny McMMO Survival Server

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ToastCraft

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Join our Discord server: discord.gg/cv39S9Ff9H

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.