Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Booze Busters

    Crafty Booze Busters
    Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

    Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Overgrowth MC

    Overgrowth MC

    Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

    But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • /Heem/ Minecraft SMP

    /Heem/ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

    So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

    ManlyMinecraftSMPQA
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BdayBlockBummer

    BdayBlockBummer
    Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FatePvP

    FatePvP

    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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