are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Zombie Dances: 3
Magic Items Found: 3494 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

    Blocky Phases Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

    Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Towns Built: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

    Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • StepDadNoBathAccess

    StepDadNoBathAccess
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

    Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

    But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

    So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 258 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

    Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise
    Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SeaBlock Minecraft Server

    SeaBlock Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

    RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ores Mined: 4067
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Potions Brewed: 178
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

    BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

    Physics Graph Network – LawCraft
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

    like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

    so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6798 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pyrakia

    Pyrakia

    Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MagicGames

    MagicGames

    Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Grown Up Minecraft Server

    Grown Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

    So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

    The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • WaterWoes Minecraft Server

    WaterWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Mines Excavated: 4822 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlockPuppyHeist

    BlockPuppyHeist
    Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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