so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the coolest place ever, man. we got this protein thingy, mfsd7c, that like, totally revolutionizes the way we treat alzheimers. like, who knew a protein could be so lit, right?

join our server and you’ll be like, a brain scientist or something. you can totally mess around with choline levels in the brain and be all like, “wow, i’m changing the world with my minecraft skills.”

plus, we have this secret lab where we do all our experiments. it’s like, super high-tech and stuff. you can pretend you’re a mad scientist and create crazy potions and stuff. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join our server and be part of the next big scientific breakthrough. who needs school when you have minecraft, right? let’s get weird with some brain proteins, dude.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ores Mined: 3419 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

    Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 175 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

    CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

    Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

    EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
    Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Emeralds Found: 4044
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

    Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

    Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 New Chunks Explored: 720338
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

    Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ores Mined: 4873 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

    Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!
    Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

    SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

    OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

    Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

    Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

    MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

    Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

    HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

    LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

    Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

    Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 392 Mines Excavated: 3605
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

    BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

    Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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