ChocoMilkBandit | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

Boyfriend, breadwinner, career vs. personal life, cold, cold remedies, Communication, compromise, corporate lawyer, dramatic, Early, exaggeration, Illness, long hours, medical emergency, partner, Prioritization, relationship issues, Resentment, sick, Support, work, work ethic, workaholic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, hidden, Hidden Gem, lesser known, Minecraft, Niche, Obscure, off the radar, offbeat, quirky, Random, secret, smp, Under The Radar, Underground, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered gem, Unique, unknown, youtube channel, YTChannelSecrets

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	61
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyPurchases

best buy, best buy ever, best decision, best investment, best purchase, CraftyPurchases, favorite buy, favorite buy ever, favorite decision, favorite investment, favorite purchase, great buy, happy buy, happy buy ever, happy decision, happy investment, happy purchase, top buy, top decision, top investment, top purchase

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	329	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	6710	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4117
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6452	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Runes Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	2618

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28