Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Towns Built: 10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7638
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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