ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

19 cm, Boyfriend, Calm, calm down, Chillcraft, cock size, EASY, Experience, first time, fucking, funny, girl, intimate encounter, Intuitive, judgment, Massive, meeting in person, meeting up, Minecraft, sex, sexual encounter, size perception, smp, Virgin

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mines Excavated:	3551
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	1209	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	899	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	3525
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	2871

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ores Mined:	9016
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Items Found:	8797
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1486	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Potions Brewed:	180	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crops Grown:	7460	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ores Mined:	3677	Gods Slained:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!